Ganesh & Hanesh

Ganesh & Hanesh

By

Murali Murthy 

At "Siva Nilaya", on a Sunday afternoon, the Madam of the house Parvathi, after finishing all Sunday morning Chores, decides to take a head bath.

She had been asking her Manager and her Business Tycoon Husband to get her Bathroom door's latch reparied for couple of days now, but the Carpenter kept giving false promises and never turned up.

But since the Lady had to take head bath and with minimum staff available on a Sunday, she thought it was anyway high time to use to the new Machine her husband gifted her during his Multiverse tour that could give Life to Mannequins. She used it on a young Boy's life-size Doll and the young boy instantly came to life and she addressed as her Son.

She ordered her Son to ensure no one enters the Room and that he stand guard.

The husband Siva rushed to her Room and wanted to meet her. The boy stopped him and asked him to wait. Siva got furious and asked him how dare he stopped seeing his own wife, in his own house.

The duty bound, sincere boy told Siva that he was appointed by his Mother and that the will not take orders from anyone else.

Furious with the boy's arrogance, the short tempered Siva used his Gun and shot the boy right in the middle of the Neck. The neck bone cracked and the boy's head fell off.

Parvathi finished her Bath, tied towel on the head, smeared some body perfume and came out to see a shocking scene. She got furious and told Siva she would send him to Jail and would never come back to him. Realizing it's a non-bailable offense, Siva quickly ordered his body guards to go and get a Head of anyone they come across.

The body guards stepped out of the farm house and found an elephant calf right outside their land. Without wasting time, they cut the head and brought it.

Siva with his influence flew in a Cosmetic Surgeon in no time, who fixed the elephant head with the boy's body and used the Machine to bring the boy back to life.

Though Parvathi was happy to see her son back to life, she asked Siva what respect would their son get with such a strange face.

Siva thought through and rolled out a board resolution that with immediate effect, all new Contracts and Agreements across all his group companies, must be signed only by Ganesh.

Parvathi was happy that her Son will be revieweing and giving a nod to all new beginnings, all new works carried out in all the companies.

While Parvathi was rejoicing and got busy hosting a party, Siva just wanted to sit back in the room and relax with all the chaos that happened.

That's when he heard someone sobbing and a feable crying voice "Naana...Naana".

As he turns around, he sees the severed boy's head "Naana, Dayachesi naaku kuda yemaara solution ivvandi"

Siva said "vundra, vundra, neeku yemaara chesthanu bidda" and thought through.

After a while, he called his body guard again and asked them to bring the Elephant's body. He asked the Surgeon to now join the boy's Head with the elephant's body and announced in the party "Vaadu GaneshuDu, Veedu HaneshuDu. If Ganesh signs all new contracts, Hanesh will take care of Contract duration and sign any termination due to performance", and amends the Board Resolution.